My daughter is six. She’s having a bit of trouble fitting in at school, and frankly, with us. I know the reason, though. She’s going to be famous.
It’s true. I can tell. She’s creative, a true outlier, someone who doesn’t even know there is a trend, let alone that she’s bucking it.
And she’s fricken annoying. Which means that she’s destined to be famous. Two words: Jennifer Lopez in Gigli (okay, four words). She’s famous. See?
So, if your kid isn’t exactly fitting in, tell them they’re going to be famous. And watch this song by the Lascivious Biddies.
CAUTION: They say “t!ts” once, so if you’re that kind of parent, cover your kids ears at the right spot. Otherwise, no other trauma should ensue. (Oh, unless the line “slit the throats of my enemies” is considered offensive, too.)
#
My daughters are 7 and 9 and I would love for both of them to be famous some day. They have enough drama between the two of them, they will probably never need acting lessons!
I definitely think you are right!
-Kitty
#
My daughters are 7 and 9 and I would love for both of them to be famous some day. They have enough drama between the two of them, they will probably never need acting lessons!
I definitely think you are right!
-Kitty
#
If I had the choice, I would not want my children (16 & 9) to be famous in the sense of E! True Hollywood Story famous. There’s not a normal one in the bunch and it seems that the really famous ones are always running from paparazzi or hiding out trying to look normal. If my children were to be a household name of sorts, I would hope it to be for doing something good that helps others. Just as long as they don’t end up in the National Enquirer. Or on COPS!
#
If I had the choice, I would not want my children (16 & 9) to be famous in the sense of E! True Hollywood Story famous. There’s not a normal one in the bunch and it seems that the really famous ones are always running from paparazzi or hiding out trying to look normal. If my children were to be a household name of sorts, I would hope it to be for doing something good that helps others. Just as long as they don’t end up in the National Enquirer. Or on COPS!
#
Kids who routinely buck trends are almost always exceptionally bright and creative. So, you’re right…she’ll probably grow up to be famous one day and leave all her classmates in the dust.
#
Kids who routinely buck trends are almost always exceptionally bright and creative. So, you’re right…she’ll probably grow up to be famous one day and leave all her classmates in the dust.
#
I fully believe my daughter will be terribly successful in whatever she tries to do *except* fitting in when it comes to things like school, conformity, and being hard to notice.
She is a force to be reckoned with.
Not her fault if she’s got teachers that have never seen anyone like her before (direct quote) but I know that they’ll remember her…
Famous? Maybe, if she chooses.
#
I fully believe my daughter will be terribly successful in whatever she tries to do *except* fitting in when it comes to things like school, conformity, and being hard to notice.
She is a force to be reckoned with.
Not her fault if she’s got teachers that have never seen anyone like her before (direct quote) but I know that they’ll remember her…
Famous? Maybe, if she chooses.
#
I love the Lascivious Biddies. So much fun!
#
I love the Lascivious Biddies. So much fun!