Ever think “I should write that down” when your child says something funny?

I use Twitter for that. Here’re some Tweet-worthy comments from my boys.

Six-year-old Zachary

“Guess what, Daddy?” What, Zach? “I was the first one to see Santa after he ate his lunch!”

“I pooped extra for you.” Dad: “Why?” Zach: “So you can lift me up!”

“Dad, you heated this pizza so much I feel like I’m eating fabric!” Yes, he said fabric.

“I can’t be any more cuter than I am, I’m sorry to say.”

“Dad, I had perfect comic timing. I picked my nose, Momma laughed, and I didn’t laugh at my own joke.”

“Dad, can I have money for the stock market now? I am six!”

Zachary at dinner: “Why do cows taste like hamburger?”

Four-year-old Lucas

“Why did the shoe cross the street?” Mommy: “Why?” Luke: “So he could get to the other side and poop next to the chicken.”

“I like Santa. He’s my favorite person.”

“Mamma, how old do you have to be — to be an adult and be in charge?”

I so love you, Daddy. I so love you so much.

“I can’t do that right now. I already did that tomorrow.”

“Daddy, you scared my ears!”

Adoring Lukey, I said, “You’re very cute.” He replied, “You too,” and climbed into my lap.

I get lots of comments from engaged followers. Have fun with it.

:: Joe Hage